Total Medals Earned: 351 (From 53 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,460 Points
Medals Earned: 21/32 (300/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Obviously she's a keeper!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Play The Game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (140/140 points)
you took one mean shit
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
Saved the hot teacher
You won the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/445 points)
you read the help
50 enemies killed
10 enemies killed
paint the car in the shop at least once
kill 500 enemies
launch 25 rockets
mission "Crystal is Forever" completed
complet mission "Quantum of Power"
use turbo-booster 50 times
collect 18 golden badges
complete mission "Gold wheel"
all of the weapons in the shop purchased
collect 36 golden badges
purchase all of the upgrades in the shop
Medals Earned: 5/11 (165/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 6/14 (60/260 points)
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/350 points)
Staring at the Moon is costly
Slash enemies to bits as much as needed
So, you're testing them all on?
Nothing beats the classic weapons
Collect your head instead
Defeat the Ripper
Dude, you crushed a tank!